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A boy like that would keel yer brudder. Forget that boy and find an udder. One of your own kind, steeck to yer own kind. OH NO ANEETA IT'S N

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Nice Time: Cory Booker... · 1 reply · +3 points

Clearly you don't, Mr. Lonegan.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 0 replies · +10 points

Stop writing the GOP platform for them. They need to practice their cursive.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 0 replies · +11 points

On which I would most happily spit until I became naught but powder.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 3 replies · +13 points

"The rich got richer, and even the poor got less poor."

Yes, even the poor. Even the filthy, disgusting, craven, hideous, troublesome, rabble-rousing, undeserving, unwashed, ragged, disrespectful, clamorous, disease-ridden, mostly foreign, foul-mouthed, ignorant, rapacious, uncouth masses of dirty, greedy, tubercular, grimy, mentally and morally deficient heathen: even they got "less poor."

It was an unavoidable side-effect. Sorry about that; better to not raise their ignorant expectations.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments of Th... · 0 replies · +10 points

Or put his tat savings toward a vasectomy.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments of Th... · 0 replies · +14 points

As long as you don't enjoy any of it, you're golden in Justin's book.
BUT YOU DAMN WELL BETTER NOT HAVE TATS OR PIERCINGS, and if you do, HOW DARE YOU.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments of Th... · 1 reply · +7 points

Wasn't that many years ago that the CEO of Dominos testified before Congress that it was an exciting time to be poor in America, and that the truly enterprising poor person could feed ther family inexpensive horse feed, which was packed with nutrition.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments of Th... · 0 replies · +5 points

I am going to upfist you just as soon as I can climb over that, to the lil' fisty.

Should be within the week.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - New Bush-Cheney Postmo... · 0 replies · +5 points

There's definitely a type of Old Money glee that's missing today. Tea Partiers just don't have that Nancy Reagan glint in their eyes. Barbara Bush had it, too. There's no sense of being toyed with, before moving in for the kill.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - New Bush-Cheney Postmo... · 1 reply · +13 points

How can we miss them if they won't go the fuck away?
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