mooncrushworld

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13 years ago @ Wonkette - Nobody Wants To Attend... · 0 replies · +18 points

Ricky, don't lose that number. You won't get to preach to nobody else!

13 years ago @ Wonkette - On the Ground At Barac... · 0 replies · +15 points

Beat me to it, I was going to say maybe now his balls will drop.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Nikki Haley First Non-... · 0 replies · +1 points

Tomatoes are a fruit, which makes ketchup a smoothie.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Nikki Haley First Non-... · 0 replies · +3 points

Man so much for the melting pot, she's gone straight to smelting pot.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - EWW Headline of the Da... · 0 replies · +8 points

Well to be fair, Santorum is usually found in someone's end-oh.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - EWW Headline of the Da... · 3 replies · +8 points

Bet Ricky San loves tongues, larks' or otherwise, in his aspic.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Nikki Haley First Non-... · 0 replies · +13 points

high up, often occupied by a sailor?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - EWW Headline of the Da... · 0 replies · +12 points

Have it on toast with a cup of fresh Conquistador coffee. Free dead dog with every jar.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - EWW Headline of the Da... · 0 replies · +20 points

I knew that you could get santorum from jelly (or maybe even astroglide) but I didn't know you could get jelly from santorum!

Also, I trust they posed for pictures with each peach before preserving them in jars.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Hooray, Fraud Everywhe... · 0 replies · +9 points

Salon link re:DNC robocalls won't open on smrtfone. But I am torn between thinking that it sucks we have to stoop to GOP tactics, and thinking that playing nice with people like the GOP didn't get Neville Chamberlain far. Godwin smackdown AHOY.