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11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 0 replies · +73 points

#8
Notice how the head goes back and to the left.

Back and to the left.

That sniper must have been on that grassy knoll.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - It's almost the weeken... · 0 replies · +1 points

#30 I hope one of those beers is for me

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 0 replies · -2 points

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 1 reply · +26 points

#9 I believe I can fly...........OH SHIT I CAN'T............that'll leave a mark.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - single-chivettes-16 · 0 replies · +1 points

Go have some fun this week and enjoy some fireworks. You'd probably make my Chivette friends jealous.

- A Chiver from Uptown Dallas

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 0 replies · +15 points

Uh, uh, must go faster...

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 1 reply · +81 points

#13 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING BIRDS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING TREE!!!

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Morning Awesomen... · 0 replies · +11 points

Nope, it's Predator blood.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 0 replies · +6 points

April 5th was turning into one of the worst days I've had in a while. Found out my car was broken into and my golf clubs stolen. Took the day off of work to deal with insurance, property managers, and local police. It was a really bad day until BFM threw out the first pitch, ran around the bases, sung the 7th inning stretch, and commentary in the first Cubs game of the season. After this, my day didn't seem too bad. KCCO.

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12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Changing your desktop ... · 4 replies · +16 points

Fry: Hey, professor. What are you teaching this semester?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester. The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.

Fry: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor.

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