mereoblivion

mereoblivion

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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Believes i... · 1 reply · +3 points

Ain't it something that the worst band of all time also had the worst name of all time?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Newspaper Editor Sugge... · 0 replies · +12 points

Blessed is Bibi, the Source of Blessing, forever and always.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Protests Work! Cornyn ... · 3 replies · +4 points

'Cause he'll be movin' on up to VP?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Protests Work! Cornyn ... · 0 replies · +13 points

To paraphrase that Modest Mouse album, this is good news for people who like good news.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Just Wants to Re... · 0 replies · +7 points

"something awkwardly cheap and rose-tinted"--is that the missing part of the formula for a lovely wedding? And a lovely wedding it was. The marriage, now the marriage needs help (whose doesn't?).

12 years ago @ Wonkette - George Allen Again Vic... · 0 replies · +4 points

By Zeus, will Massa Geo'ge be plucking his eyes out next?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - FLOTUS Proves Commitme... · 0 replies · +17 points

In espionage circles his codename is Wikidleeks.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Herman Cain Wants Job ... · 1 reply · +4 points

Ents aren't deaf, Herman, they're just old and kind of slow-moving. Back to the homework.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Ever Since Arafat Turn... · 0 replies · +4 points

"Yassir, youbetcha!"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Al Franken Lures Filib... · 0 replies · +1 points

He wouldn't know what to do with *that* kinda shit. (Would he? I dunno, I'm no Kentuckian.)