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12 years ago @ The Toast - The Hunger of the Cate... · 1 reply · +56 points

This sounds more like Cormac McCarthy than Texts from Cormac McCarthy!

12 years ago @ The Toast - Song Lyrics Improved B... · 1 reply · +44 points

I've been looking so long at these pictures of cats
that I almost believe that they're real
I've been living so long with these pictures of cats
that I almost believe that the caaats
are all I...
*crying pretty hard*
cat... feel.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Nicole and Mallory in ... · 1 reply · +6 points

Yay! I'll be there, and so will at least two (maybe four?) of my Toast loving friends.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Name That Book: The Re... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yay, THANKS you guys! This thing really works.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Name That Book: The Re... · 6 replies · +3 points

There was a family that had like ten kids, and the parents named them alphabetically, so the oldest was an A name, then a B name, and so on. At the end there was a surprise pregnancy, and they decided to skip the rest of the alphabet and give the baby a Z name.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Food Trolling With Mal... · 0 replies · +4 points

Cilantro doesn't taste like soap. Why does everyone always say it tastes like soap? It tastes like rot.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Which Singer Craves Hi... · 1 reply · +16 points

Also,
Here I go (AGAIN!) on my own.
Going down the only road I've ever known.
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.

He was born unto this lonely road, and has been walking on it since infancy. Not drifter, yet in many ways akin to drifters.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Bachelorette Party Emails · 0 replies · +17 points

This is priceless. Way better than an episode of "Girls."

12 years ago @ The Toast - What The Posters In Yo... · 0 replies · +3 points

A couple of framed drawings of yourself that your long ago really good artist ex did (I maaay be guilty of this one) but I like them, they make me feel SPECIAL do they need to go away?

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