matakeeset

matakeeset

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9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Respond When Yo... · 0 replies · +17 points

With the exception of work colleagues (I'm really bored at work), yes, I am flirting with someone when I tell them about my awesome cooking.

10 years ago @ The Toast - By Reader Request: Mal... · 0 replies · +5 points

I had to stop half way through and come back fifteen minutes later. The intersection of joys...

10 years ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Beowulf · 1 reply · +11 points

Promise? Please?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Every Californian Nove... · 0 replies · +15 points

I have record breaking character this year.

11 years ago @ The Toast - "Cratered": On Having ... · 0 replies · +6 points

"When I was sick" got me a bit choked up.

But at least we have mouse proteins.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How to Suck at Queer A... · 0 replies · +83 points

I've reached a sweet little spot of Nirvana where I realize that as a White Male I probably don't have the right perspective on anything. It's quite liberating to just abdicate. Someone else can go have all the opinions.

11 years ago @ The Toast - I'm A Gamer · 0 replies · +1 points

As a dude, can I wear a Fake TiddlyWinks Girl shirt? Or is that too far.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Why I Think I Would Ma... · 0 replies · +3 points

Mallory, I've canceled all your vacation time, and scheduled you for indefinite over time. Your sole purpose from now on is to write me Medieval themed humour. Occasional Classical themes are acceptable, but not particularly encouraged.