lilacwines

lilacwines

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11 years ago @ The Toast - Sources Confirm That T... · 0 replies · +3 points

Omg, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
it REALLY WAS THAT BADDD

12 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell if You Are... · 1 reply · +5 points

oh man, this is just so so perfect. BRAVA

12 years ago @ The Toast - Psst, Wanna Buy a Work... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yes! A "Tea and Toast/ Witchy Concoction" Mug!

12 years ago @ The Toast - Psst, Wanna Buy a Work... · 0 replies · +5 points

I think we also need a "feel the burn" related tank for this very purpose. I would gleefully add it to my misandrist wardrobe...

12 years ago @ The Toast - Psst, Wanna Buy a Work... · 0 replies · +6 points

I AM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY. Seriously, this line- I've repeated it to myself ever since I first read it. No joke, it's become my mantra. I <3 u TOASTIES

12 years ago @ The Toast - Psst, Wanna Buy a Work... · 1 reply · +3 points

I AM ALSO BEING ENCATTED

12 years ago @ The Toast - Psst, Wanna Buy a Toas... · 0 replies · +9 points

Ahhhh I can't wait to wear this to the bar and start spreading the misandrist gospel...

12 years ago @ The Toast - "Texts From," The Book · 0 replies · +2 points

THIS IS GLORIOUS NEWS! Congrats…we eagerly, hungrily await!

12 years ago @ The Toast - She Said, She Said: Ad... · 0 replies · +8 points

I just want to say THANK YOU Mallory. I've come back to your advice and am applying it to a likewise delicate situation with a gentleman caller. The thought of warrior spinsterhood, taking to the sea, building a misandrist army and other such delights gives me great hope and courage! I don't comment enough Toasties, but I feel so much solidarity and support from this site and your comments. I learn so much and think and laugh so much, so THANK YOU.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +6 points

Come sit next to me and bring like 3-4 people with adventurous palates or open minds. Let's all order different wine flights. And share. And ask the cute bartender questions about the terroir and then nerd out and compare and contrast. Then we descend upon cheese plates - a few different ones that will make us wrinkle our noses initially but then moan in delight. Let's keep them rotating around the table a bit. After we finish maybe we need dessert? Or a whiskey flight?