jelo

jelo

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1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Still Going Open Thread · 1 reply · +8 points

I read that and saw "I just pooped" and thought, "oh ok".

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 1 reply · +9 points

So does Axelrod. Who tf does he think he is?

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 1 reply · +6 points

If all the human penises were to vanish at the same time, would the earth rotate faster?

3 days ago @ Crasstalk - Fresh Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

My Angus is a chunky monkey meatloaf with mashed potatoes and gravy. Literally his 17 lb self is a throwback to his terrier ancestors.

6 days ago @ Crasstalk - Quiet Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +6 points

I like your original answer better.

"I wonder why so many shitty assholes voted for the main shitty asshole?"
"I wonder at the unseen levels of corruption that will happen in his second term?"
"I wonder at the trite and meaningless point of continuing to try to care for my fellow citizens?"

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Happy 14th Crassiversa... · 2 replies · +3 points

I actually don't mind it at all. "Ooh look at that ugly car" says me.

I also need to figure out if I want to build it back up like my old twitter, which was heavily politics focused. Not sure I want to head back down that road.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Happy 14th Crassiversa... · 8 replies · +3 points

My Bluesky feed is still heavily laden with weird car stuff.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Happy 14th Crassiversa... · 0 replies · +10 points

My days would be a little lonelier without y'all. 😚

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - A New Week Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Hooray for good news! And good on you for grabbing an opportunity like that.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +11 points

If and when I end up widowed I’m seriously considering France as my destination. I have a very good friend who is French and planning to relocate permanently with her wife in 26 or 27, and she’s going to help me navigate the bureaucracy.

I also won’t complain that I haven’t made friends while also acknowledging I haven’t learned the local language. Mon dieu 🙄