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11 years ago @ The Toast - Auto Draft · 0 replies · +1 points

I had never heard this until I moved to the Northeast. (And I come from the northern Midwest, where blizzards are hardly unheard of.)

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Mom Apotheosis · 0 replies · +14 points

Oh man. My mom is a church lady who hosts quilting bees. She has a swear jar on her desk, and everyone at her work puts a quarter in every time they swear. Still laid the sickest burn on me.

Background: her mother is really and truly evil.
Teenage Me (being awful & bratty): "You're just like your mother!"
Mother: "SO ARE YOU!"

ETA: Bought me a rape whistle with my chosen university's logo on it as a high school graduation present.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +4 points

MARKET BASKET! Incoherently excited.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Anne Boleyn: Your Hero... · 0 replies · +24 points

I forthwith denounce thee, and lay claim to the young upstart myself when time machines arrive.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Anne Boleyn: Your Hero... · 4 replies · +18 points

you could have encouraged your upstart noble to poison the nasty beheader and your chap could have claimed to have been ordained by god to rule England and France you could have had French wine AND mead AND INTRIGUE

11 years ago @ The Toast - Anne Boleyn: Your Hero... · 7 replies · +29 points

(hysterically) Nicole, any of the fine young chaps at court would have given you horses and mead. Whyyyy

11 years ago @ The Toast - Anne Boleyn: Your Hero... · 24 replies · +19 points

"nicole roots for henry"
what
what
am i really so exhausted that i am misinterpreting this?

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Only Time I've Eve... · 0 replies · +24 points

I ain't sayin' I would vote for her,
just that she's a lady in the legislature.

(It fits into 'Gold Digger' if you try hard enough)

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Only Time I've Eve... · 1 reply · +5 points

Granted. (ALTHOUGH I have been on your roads, and y'all have some creeps down yonder too.)

I shake with impotent rage that Scott Brown is running and MIGHT WIN here. So many reasons.

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Only Time I've Eve... · 13 replies · +39 points

Sorry? Sorry, did you say "hellscape"?

Senators: Kelly Ayotte, Jean Shaheen
Representatives: Carol Shea-Porter, Anne Kuster
Governor: Maggie Hassan

Notice what's missing from our leadership? DOODS.

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