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8 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Take it to... · 0 replies · +63 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 0 replies · +2 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +3 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +5 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +26 points
Lindsay: I don’t smoke pot.
Nick: Come on, what’s the big deal? It’s from the earth, it’s natural. Why would it be there if we weren’t supposed to smoke it?
Lindsay: Dog crap is here and we don’t smoke that.
8 years ago @ The Toast - We Will Now List The N... · 1 reply · +5 points
though my crush definitely outlasted my teens
8 years ago @ The Toast - We Will Now List The N... · 0 replies · +8 points
1. No WAY are Serena and Nate Raphaels, Raphael tends to do things on purpose and S & N are just beautiful golden puppies who are constantly knocking your shit over and accidentally biting children in their excitement
2. Dan is obviously April O'Neill which works out great because Georgina Sparks makes a great Casey Jones
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 9 replies · +9 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 5 replies · +96 points
She had a pocket full of horses,
Fucked the shit out of bears,
Threw a knife into heaven,
And could kill with her stare.
9 years ago @ The Toast - Times I've Faked Being... · 2 replies · +54 points
You poetic, noble land-mermaid. With this line and the Gwyneth piece you have become my new favorite Toast author. <3 <3 <3