There is a big empty space inside me? Am I going to die, that sounds serious? I shouldn't worry, for the low, low price of 50 bucks a month Billy will allow me eternal life.
As long as it's already been born, it should be fine. They stop caring at that point. Don't eat a Christian fetus, though. That makes them all kinds of crazy.
This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I would LOVE to hear somebody who believes this stuff recite this list to me in order to change my views. Hearing this out loud in a serious tone would make me laugh so hard my body might turn inside out.
I live in downtown Manhattan and Pinko Commie has it exactly right, two blocks away is like another planet down here. The people who oppose the community center make it seem like there's going to be a huge mosque with a giant window facing the WTC so Muslims can laugh in the face of Uncle Sam while Jesus weeps. This is all a bunch of adults fighting over who has a better imaginary friend.