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11 years ago @ The Toast - Femslash Friday: S... · 0 replies · +25 points

So true. Also, in high school, people told me all the time that I reminded them of Darlene from Roseanne, and now I'm like, "I was clearly gay. Jesus christ."

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Biggest Problem Fa... · 0 replies · +60 points

The Internet needed this. Or I did, at least.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Quiz: Do You Like Your... · 0 replies · +6 points

You guys! I had no idea so many people wanted to talk about their jobs!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Errors in Luxury Magaz... · 0 replies · +4 points

Bravo.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 0 replies · +12 points

I also really love how decisive these monks are. No hemming and hawing — they get shit DONE.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 0 replies · +6 points

Although I guess the point of 'perfect' is that it doesn't have gradations. EDIT: This series is perfect.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Two Medieval Monks Inv... · 0 replies · +4 points

This series is so perfect.

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Memoir, Mirrored · 0 replies · +8 points

More, please.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +16 points

Every couple of years I remember that I once had an interview that was cut short because the building caught on fire. Everyone stood out in the parking lot for a while watching the firefolks do their thing, and then just slowly dispersed, so I left. Never heard back from them.

11 years ago @ The Toast - She Said, She Said: Ad... · 0 replies · +27 points

The Dorito metaphor is taking me everywhere.