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8 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Merk\'s Adventure, Par... · 0 replies · +2 points

8 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - Merk\'s Adventure, Par... · 0 replies · +5 points

Ah, I know that kind of time machines. It's the one where a minute is much longer if you're outside the machine but need to be inside.

9 years ago @ Invisible Bread - Dilemma · 0 replies · +3 points

9 years ago @ Invisible Bread - Applicant · 0 replies · +1 points

after working for too long in the same place, I can't wrap my head around answering such questions seriously and to the point.
well, I can pretty impressively bitch about the engineering/designing/music choice decisions of my coworkers, especially ones whose work I'm fixing at the time? and can do that for hours on end? while doing the job at the same time?
all the bitching, all the work! hire me and see for yourself.

9 years ago @ Invisible Bread - Dreamin' · 0 replies · +3 points

If he wants to be a drummer he should check his coordination abilities by rotating the right back paw clockwise in the air and drawing a '6' in the air with the front right paw at the same time.

9 years ago @ Invisible Bread - Some More Parking · 0 replies · +1 points

learn it.
first couple years, you'll have a helluva time when you frantically look for a rear mirror while on a bus and the driver is changing lanes.
also you won't be able to watch streets and parking spaces calmly from a high floor.

9 years ago @ Invisible Bread - Some More Parking · 0 replies · +1 points

also, the same space distortion happens when you look for a place for parallel parking.
except it can work both ways.
whether the place will really be larger, smaller or exactly the size for your car is basically a matter of chance.
so you lean on the safe side and choose places that definitely won't be too small but can turn out to be twice larger than needed.

9 years ago @ Invisible Bread - Some More Parking · 0 replies · +2 points

the whole of New York City is in the past epoch

9 years ago @ Invisible Bread - Some More Parking · 1 reply · +8 points

every time.
"an inch forward and right... couple inches back and left... two inches forward and left... don't touch the next car..."
then you come out and realize you could park a railroad car there.

9 years ago @ http://www.lefthandedt... - The Cupboards | Left-H... · 0 replies · +4 points

actually, I've got one inside of me
but I've learned to live with it