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383 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Baby We Were Born To R... · 0 replies · +2 points

The second, and so far the last, time I entered the US from Canada by road was pretty interesting... for starters, some jackhole had grabbed the wrong bag off the Greyhound bus we were on when he got off on the last stop before the border, which was but a small annoyance compared to what followed...

Apparently, some other jackhole - indeed, one of the jackest of holes, if that was a thing - had left a suitcase with what appeared to be a bomb in the luggage compartment of the bus. Actual quote from the CBP people x-raying the abandoned suitcase: "Oh, that's not good!" - after that, we were all led to a room where they took our passports, did some basic questioning and we had to sit and wait for something like 6 hours while they closed off the tunnel + a couple of blocks of Detroit, lots of cops etc showed up, complete with the Hurt Locker outfit, little robot and what have you.

When everything was kinda sorted out, we had to wait for an hour, maybe hour and a half, for the next bus from Canada, cuz our driver had been awake for so long, he wasn't allowed to drive the bus to the station. Finding out we could have walked to the station in fifteen minutes or so was just... great.

Still, made it back safe and sound, got a story to tell family and friends, and I'll never forget when the guy in charge asked if everyone was sure that nobody wanted to admit they owned the suitcase - "You're not in any trouble, we just want to know so we can give it back to you."... *after* they had blown the damn thing up! :P

428 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Tight Pants And Tiaras · 0 replies · +1 points

For some reason, I find the link "Hard rod stuck in tight cunt! | Naughty Amateur Thinking [...] HijiNKS ENSUE – A Geek Webcomic – 3 Times A Week » Archive » Tight … [...] " somewhat out of place in this comments section - I mean, if there was a bondage theme, I'd see the WW connection, but this is just wrong...ish. Apparently, it's a "related blog" due to the word "Tight" in the comic title. Ah, the magic of the Internet.

447 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Tonight's Forecast: Sn... · 0 replies · +1 points

On the topic of nerdy wedding ideas, this is a fairly obvious one:
In place of the traditional little bride and groom on the wedding cake, I heartily recommend Han Solo and Princess Leia action figures/figurines/whatever - Leia in the traditional white dress, of course, and Han's vest is close enough to a tux :P

The (now ex-) wife and I had stumpy big-headed Han and Leia thingies on our cake at our wedding party - the marriage failed, but the cake looked wicked awesome!

447 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Tonight's Forecast: Sn... · 0 replies · +1 points

Sweet mother of Chupalupa! Many overseas congratz to the awesome couple.

449 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Just Look At Those Sid... · 0 replies · +1 points

You make that sound so dirty.

449 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Just Look At Those Sid... · 2 replies · +1 points

Mexico seems pretty awesome, though. I mean, they do have El DeLoreo, right?

450 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Conventional Wisdom · 2 replies · +1 points

Living in central third-world Norway, I don't get to attend many cons, but I did go to Wizard World Chicago a few years back with my ex, and there were some good ones - There was a very well-done Beetlejuice interacting beautifully with Darth Vader and his stormtrooper retinue, but my favorite of the event just might be Morbidly Obese African-American Batman.

463 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - A God Among Actors · 2 replies · +1 points

Only when he's also a vampire lord, I think.

466 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Whatever Dad... I'm Ou... · 0 replies · +1 points

Nuts and noogies! Who did it? I mean, if it was for a worthy cause, I shall handle the loss gracefully.

466 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Whatever Dad... I'm Ou... · 2 replies · +1 points

Gods damn it, I wish I could have been there. Had I been on the same *continent* even, I would have made an effort. Oh, well. Awesome photos and sketches; can hardly wait for my copy of the book...