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12 years ago @ Weekly World News VIP - ALIENS TO RETIRE IN FL... · 0 replies · +1 points

Everyone ought to know that the aliens in Florida are cheap clones set up to distract MUFON from the real settlements in Alaska and Saskatchewan. Sarah Palin was forced out of office because she had done a helicopter attack run on one of their conclaves. You can be sure they'll probe her replacement in advance!

12 years ago @ Weekly World News VIP - IS YOUR COLLEGE CLASSM... · 2 replies · +1 points

I'm pretty sure there are a number of aliens on the faculty at my local community college. There's one guy who can spend an entire class period just playing with the overhead projector.