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joyridehair

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +72 points

I've been counter-offering invites from one "friend" by always being busy the day of the party but willing to catch up another time over coffee. She is much less interested in coffee than getting another warm body to attend her damn parties.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Madame Clairevoyant: H... · 0 replies · +8 points

"Think of how strange it is to exist on this earth, all strong and solid. Think of how strange it is to be this good, this real, this whole."

These are so fucking good, thank you.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Fun Birthday Tradition... · 0 replies · +23 points

I could have saved so much time at my therapist's last week by just printing this out and reading it aloud.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Toast Points for the W... · 1 reply · +11 points

That pop tart!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +25 points

Same. The link roundup is the first thing I look at in the morning and the one thing I must read each day.

Basically, Nicole is my information gatekeeper. Thanks, Nicole!

10 years ago @ The Toast - If Mary-Louise Parker ... · 1 reply · +32 points

Something in my corn-husk of a soul just flickered again, reading this.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +8 points

I'm so sorry for your loss, Nicole. Holding you and all who knew Doug in my heart.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +88 points

That smug superiority over small talk drives me crazy. Yes, I would also rather talk about super deep books or whatever, but that is not a great way to break the ice in the grocery line. Sometimes you need the weather to get to the other stuff!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +104 points

When he was 32, Immortan Joe went on a Tinder date and ordered a $120 cup of tea. He didn't even like tea.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin: Wh... · 0 replies · +6 points

Oh, good idea!