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9 years ago @ The Toast - Misandrist Lullabies · 0 replies · +6 points

I love these so much it physically pains me.

9 years ago @ The Toast - An Actual Letter Ayn R... · 0 replies · +145 points

NIECE: "Auntie Ayn, do you want to help me bake cookies?"

AYN RAND: "Help? A self-made woman does not need help to indulge her pitiable domesticity. Not only will you not have my 'help', but if and when you bake those cookies, you should not give them away in misguided altruism. DO NOT GIVE AWAY YOUR LABOR AND LET THE IRRESPONSIBLE LEECH FROM YOUR INITIATIVE. You will build a stand and sell those cookies lest your surrender your self-respect to the pathetic conventions of our Christianized morality."

NIECE: *Walked away five minutes ago*

10 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where The... · 0 replies · +17 points

"And they continued stedfastly in the apostles’ doctrine and fellowship, and in breaking of bread, and in truckin'." - Acts 2:42, King James Version

10 years ago @ The Toast - We Regret To Announce ... · 0 replies · +114 points

The key is to use the "both sides" nonsense with people who liked to say "We have to hear both sides."

"Ugh, I totally got rejected from this job because of AFFIRMATIVE ACTION."

"I dunno bro, I think you gotta here both sides on this one."

*Explodes*

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Internet: A Glossary · 1 reply · +128 points

True story: Mallory totally shamed me out of doing the "I wrote a thing" thing.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Toast Is A Busines... · 5 replies · +138 points

1) You two are great and I look forward to the day when you roam the media landscape on an iron chariot crafted from the wreckage of your competitors.

2) This reminds me of how I'm waiting for media journalists to notice how a little website by the name of PostBourgie helped spawn the media careers of so many internet favorites.

10 years ago @ The Toast - "I've Been Calling Her... · 0 replies · +27 points

I find Edna even more sympathetic now that a considerable chunk of my social circle consists of teachers. They do so much work! And they get so much shit for it.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Western Political Char... · 0 replies · +29 points

Cornerstone Speech:

"No really guys, owning black people is aces."

10 years ago @ The Toast - Ayn Rand's Buffy T... · 0 replies · +74 points

The only thing this reminds me of is the time in college and I interviewed a guy who called himself an Objectivist on his application, and spent the next 30 minutes extolling the virtues of selfishness.

It was, you know, a good time.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Teddy Roosevelt · 2 replies · +171 points

Wait, this is "dirtbag" Teddy Roosevelt? Seems pretty much like the real thing.

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