inferiorwit

inferiorwit

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11 years ago @ The Toast - Don't You Dare Try To ... · 0 replies · +67 points

Look at the frame they put on that fucker. The person who framed that painting knew it was boring and desperately tried to liven it up a little.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The M... · 0 replies · +19 points

Oh god, I was in high school when that came out and there was a fucking TIDAL WAVE of guys in my class sidling up to the girls and saying "very nice, how much?"

Thanks, Sacha Baron Cohen. Thanks for that.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The M... · 0 replies · +39 points

Watching the action sequences in the Hobbit movies is like watching somebody else play a video game.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The M... · 0 replies · +13 points

Yeah, it's definitely a Man Movie about Honor and Brotherhood and GODDAMNIT WILL SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING INTERESTING ALREADY.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The M... · 9 replies · +39 points

The Godfather. Dear god, The Godfather. My dad and my brother both fucking LOVE the whole trilogy and can't understand why I find it so boring.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Comments From Men Over... · 1 reply · +52 points

I'm a natural redhead. Creepy old men love this.

When I was 17, a guy my dad's age sidled up to me at the bus stop and said "I've always believed that for a woman to be truly beautiful, she needs to have red hair." He then told me his entire life story and claimed to have coined the term "hogwash" when he was working for a community newspaper in the 70s.

Yep.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 2 replies · +48 points

I haven't even seen the movie or miniseries, I just stole most of my talking points from class discussion and quotefarmed the rest.

To be honest, most of my career as an English major was spent writing really long papers on books I had not actually read.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 17 replies · +139 points

I got maybe three pages into Pride and Prejudice before I gave up. I then wrote a 2000 word paper on it and got a B.