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11 years ago @ The Toast - The Ur-Dad Story · 1 reply · +56 points

My mom once sent me an email and the entire message was in the subject line. She also signed it off with "cyber mom".

11 years ago @ The Toast - Recipes For A Dirty Sink · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh poop. I meant Monday. Garbage goes out Sunday night. If I'm feeling especially adult-like.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Recipes For A Dirty Sink · 11 replies · +57 points

Buy lots of fresh produce at the Saturday farmer's market with every intention of making delicious and healthy meals for the week. Spend the next few days eating takeout because you're lazy and disgusting. Meanwhile, your fresh, healthy, and delicious produce rots in the refrigerator but you can't throw it out because garbage day isn't until Sunday.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Make Your Kid's... · 1 reply · +19 points

Just like...how? How, Mallory?? What kind of sorcery is happening in your brain to spin this gold?

11 years ago @ The Toast - A Day In The Life of S... · 1 reply · +3 points

Oh man. This sent me into a rabbit hole of Edgar clips on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzMDGYKLSzk

11 years ago @ The Toast - A Letter From Anthony ... · 2 replies · +141 points

I make no reservations. I sit wherever, whenever. Table for two. Me and my leather jacket.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How to Kill a Wasp Ind... · 3 replies · +17 points

This guide also applies to bats.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Ten Celebrities Who Sh... · 3 replies · +17 points

Allison Janney
Rob Lowe (been watching a lot of The West Wing lately)
Jon Hamm
IDRIS ELBA
Beyonce
Frank Ocean
Jessica Lange
Robert Redford
Lupita Nyong'o
Neil deGrasse Tyson

12 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup AND Toron... · 0 replies · +3 points

I would like to propose a Detroit Meetup for TONIGHT! It's my birthday and I'm going out with a bunch of friends (first to Third Street Bar, then to The Comet for karaoke). If any of you lovely people want to join, feel free! I just love this website so goshdanged much and everyone here is the best.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Your Favorite Inspirat... · 0 replies · +1 points

You are correct, madam (or mister)!

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