heckyeahjess

heckyeahjess

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 1 reply · +53 points

WELP THIS IS THE ONE THAT DID IT FOR ME, THANK YOU FOR THE CRYING

10 years ago @ The Toast - So, You Have an STD: T... · 0 replies · +15 points

I was once told by a gyn that I had a "dainty cervix." I've never gotten a weirder compliment.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Transcendently Sublime... · 1 reply · +30 points

'clap sadly for fitness' just made me guffaw at my desk

11 years ago @ The Toast - Women Being Inexpertly... · 1 reply · +12 points

the fifth one made me almost guffaw at my desk. all of these speak to me a little too well.

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Winter of My Disco... · 1 reply · +8 points

I live in Portland, OR and I used to live in Syracuse, NY so for the past 15 years I've lived in some of the greyest places in the country. And yet still I spend most of the winter wondering WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?? until we have a sunny day and I realize, for the one thousandth time, that it was the weather. I've joked about getting a "it's the weather, stupid" tattoo for my forehead but even when I am, in my smart person brain, aware that it's probably the weather, my lizard brain is not buying it. Until the sun comes out. Repeat loop ad nauseum.

We're almost there. Sort of.