IntenseDebate - halleloujah

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +26 points

My ten year high school reunion is next month and I'm just so TORN. Like, fuck that and all those people HOWEVER I a) have a mega hot husband id like to show off and b) was homecoming queen and would like to rub that in just once more before I die. Conundrum.

10 years ago @ The Toast - A Cartoon About Tellin... · 0 replies · +44 points

Much better than screaming over the phone while sobbing MOTHERFUCKER WHAT DID YOU DO
Next time! (there will not be a next time)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Children's Stories Mad... · 1 reply · +91 points

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. I read this to my two year old hoping to plant a seed in his tiny brain that I will ALWAYS BE WATCHING, specifically to see if he is ever mean to a girl. Like a misandrist panopticon.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +4 points

WHOOPS! Here it is! http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wedding/1H3ZZPK...
TY TY TY TY TY!!!!!!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +33 points

Comin in a bit late but LIVE FROM DETROIT, THANK YOU ALL WHO ARE SENDING MONEY AND GOOD VIBES TO SO MANY IN OUR CITY. It's a truly wretched situation, especially from a public health standpoint, and the outpouring of support from all over literally the WORLD has been incredible.

Besides helping people pay their bills, which is needed desperately, the organization doing all the on the ground work around shutoffs is the Detroit Water Brigade (www.detroitwaterbrigade.org) which has set up an Amazon wishlist for supplies. We need a long term solution, of course - until then, we need coolers, and bottled water, and sanitation equipment. And it's actually easier for us to get stuff directly rather than money. If you're able & willing to donate, I will send you a personalized haiku of thanks. TY beautiful Toasties!!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Let's All Take A Minut... · 1 reply · +33 points

POSTIN THIS DOWN HERE JIC: the "reparations bill" referenced by TNC, HB 40, was written by my incredible Congressman (&employer, full disclosure) John Conyers, Jr. who has represented Detroit for nearly fifty years. He is the shit, and dealing with some stupid legal technicalities that may keep him off the ballot and force him into a costly write-in campaign (against a dude CURRENTLY FACING TRIAL FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES. Real cool guy).

Anyways, all of his work on this bill and many others may go out the window very soon. Google him and send us money, or come to Detroit and help us and live in my bomb ass riverside apartment, or just sending some good vengeful feminist vibes our way would be so helpful :D

10 years ago @ The Toast - Let's All Take A Minut... · 1 reply · +14 points

QUICK SIDEBAR: that bill was written by my incredible Congressman (&employer, full disclosure) John Conyers, Jr. who has represented Detroit for nearly fifty years. He is the shit, and dealing with some stupid legal technicalities that may keep him off the ballot and force him into a costly write-in campaign (against a dude CURRENTLY FACING TRIAL FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES. Real cool guy). Anyways, all of his work on this bill and many others may go out the window very soon. Google him and send us money, or just some good vengeful feminist vibes sent our way would be so helpful :D

10 years ago @ The Toast - I Am the Best Feminist... · 1 reply · +46 points

ACCKKK GOD I ACTUALLY KNEW SOMEONE LIKE THIS SHE DATED MY SISTER IT WAS AWFUL SHE SUUUUUCKS.

Phew. Also, ladies who specify they date "women and trans men" this mockery extends to you, ya jerks.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Alternative Mother's D... · 0 replies · +11 points

To celebrate this Sunday, my partner is taking the baby away for several hours so I can have brunch by myself - as a cross between work mom, reluctant mom and wine mom, I appreciate this representation greatly.

10 years ago @ The Toast - You Just Went Full Sir... · 0 replies · +42 points

My partner is misgendered constantly for having long Fabio hair, but it's mostly funny because he's a) a cishet dude great at counting his blessings for being such and b) 6'4, so when the dudes who say something rude ("that's a huge bitch!") realize it's also a dude who happens to be waaaay bigger, they get frightened and run away. FUN WITH MISGENDERING.

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