IntenseDebate - farrisonhord

11 years ago @ The Toast - I'd Love To Help My Wi... · 0 replies · +10 points

Left leaning...female staff...FEMALE satirist...OK? You're doing it wrong, Mallory. I just wanted to have my say.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +8 points

*Beep boop* blocking fertilization *beep beep* complete

11 years ago @ The Toast - Girl Tips #5: Special ... · 0 replies · +4 points

"Sooooo, why are you still here? I'm feeling pretty good with how we ended things."

11 years ago @ The Toast - Girl Tips #5: Special ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Haha! It's always something, right? I'm like, "Oh you self-absorbed little dicks, don't you know I want to be the opposite of everything you hold dear?" DUH!!!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Girl Tips #5: Special ... · 5 replies · +81 points

Oh I'm a huge bitch & a lesbian? Ok, great, bye!

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Mom Apotheosis · 0 replies · +10 points

I can picture my mom in a lot more of the Toast dad scenarios, for sure. Especially when it comes to itineraries & using your yard to its full potential.

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Mom Apotheosis · 2 replies · +56 points

Me: "I just love Craisins on cereal & as a snack"
Mom goes to kitchen returns with 8 lb bag of Craisins from Costco.
Me: "I...I don't want to take your whole bag!"
Mom: "Oh no biggie, I've got more"
Me: !!!

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Mom Apotheosis · 1 reply · +54 points

Every time I see my mom: Your bone density. Your BONE DENSITY. YOUR BONE DENSITY!!!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Normal Milestones In C... · 0 replies · +3 points

Eeeeeeeeek!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Please Don't Forget Th... · 1 reply · +72 points

I think we're all missing the point here. Puzo obviously had a very small penis. Obviously.

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