Farris

Farris

11p

19 comments posted · 0 followers · following 0

565 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Testing, Testing... We... · 0 replies · +1 points

41:40, "That's a lot of < beer >"

565 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Host's Lament · 1 reply · +2 points

To be fair, there was a Dead Hooker Storage sign in front of your house.

566 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Immaculate Extinct... · 0 replies · +1 points

"The Lost World?"

"The Left Behind World?"

"Calvary: Site 2?"

566 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Immaculate Extinct... · 0 replies · +1 points

Seek inspiration from Zakk Wylde:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVZdxy8gJuY

Wish I could find my CD, or the album art somewhere. There's a beautiful artist's rendering of Jesus "riding the crucifix and shooting the gun."

566 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Immaculate Extinct... · 2 replies · +1 points

So we've established that even the evangelicals have their biblical history wrong: Jesus killed all the 'saurs only 2000 years ago. Linguists in ancient Greek and Aramaic have also determined that due to mistranslations, it was incorrectly recorded that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey to deflate the majesty of Roman dignitaries doing the same on Horses.

Properly translated, the texts reveal that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on baby stegosaurus, showing irreverence to the Roman lords doing so on mighty Raptors. Later, Mohammed (PBUH) made his legendary Night Flight to Jerusalem (and subsequent ascension) on the last remaining pterodactyl. Jesus was a good dino-hunter, but he missed a few of the airborne ones.

566 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Immaculate Extinct... · 1 reply · +2 points

Kirk Cameron really should have been in this one.

569 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - You thought you had se... · 1 reply · +1 points

"Will it run linux?"

How about XBMC?

Will it blend?

569 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - You thought you had se... · 2 replies · +1 points

Temporal snootiness: I "invented" the idea in '89 or so (much like my Dad "invented" the cassette tape or the triple-stack hamburger), actually began to do something about it in 2001, and in 2003 claimed a small victory over the problem:

http://gentlenews.com/2003/10/30/substantial-real...

Oh, and watching those shows (QL and MacGyver) on crappily encoded digital copies of old VHS home recordings is so much more satisfying than whatever pristine progressive-scan format, physical or ethereal, the content owners will ever provide.

570 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Point Break 2: Pointer... · 0 replies · +1 points

We gonna jump or jerk off?

572 weeks ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Overruled. I'm going t... · 0 replies · +1 points

My head still hurts from the time he headbutted me. RIP, Wes.