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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +29 points

I was not 100% sober for the SOTU also, too! They are just like us!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 4 replies · +29 points

Those Alabama probate judges just wanted marriage equality rammed down their throats a second time. They just won't admit it.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ted Cruz Has Had It Wi... · 4 replies · +36 points

I'm introducing the Defense of Sanity Act, which requires immediate and permanent deportation of Ted Cruz to the religiously-governed country of his choice.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock Spending ... · 0 replies · +18 points

This seems fine. You need a professional to get the sconces and vases of feathers in the background to look right when taking tea in your office.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Time To Lawyer Up, Tex... · 0 replies · +8 points

Maybe it's a jerbs bill to give all those oppressed, wingnut "christians" jerbs teaching the new Fetal Law 101 class in Texas law schools?

Or it could just be more of the same horrible GOP shit, different day.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Jeb Bush's New Tech Ge... · 0 replies · +14 points

Maybe Jeb can use some of that Romney magic and hire 22 people to approve young Ethan's tweets going forward. It would create jobs also, too.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Utah Puts Science Stan... · 0 replies · +6 points

Science almighty my home state is back-asswards sometimes (most times)!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Study Shows HPV Vaccin... · 0 replies · +15 points

Wait, HPV doesn't stand for Human Promiscuity Virus?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Gun Rights Fools Behav... · 0 replies · +7 points

That's odd. People who believe masturbation involves at least one firearm always seem like such reasonable people!

Oh wait, no, the other thing. SMH.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sad Ted Cruz Wonders W... · 2 replies · +40 points

So, Republicans love poor people? No wonder they keep advancing policies that make more and more people poor, and prevent them from getting out of poverty once they're there!