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9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! Mallory ... · 1 reply · +2 points

Yeah now I HAVE to read that one.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! Mallory ... · 0 replies · +12 points

MASSIVELY CREEPY! DISTURBING! Also: engrossing. Deeply problematic, for sure, but FASCINATING.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! Mallory ... · 31 replies · +72 points

Guys, the person who wrote the longform serial killer article is named SKIP HOLLANDSWORTH.

SKIP.

HOLLANDSWORTH.

10 years ago @ The Toast - A List of Modern Relat... · 0 replies · +82 points

True story: I model for a photographer friend of mine from time to time. She had a party, and I was introduced to a friend of hers that I had DEFINITELY seen in photos. Our first interaction went something like this:

Dude: "So how do you know [friend]?"
Me: "I've modeled for her. You?"
Dude: "Same."
Me: ".... Yeah I know, I've seen the photos." [unspoken portion of this: AND YOUR DICK]
Dude: "Oh thank god, me too." [unspoken portion of this: OKAY COOL, I'VE ALSO SEEN PICTURES OF YOUR NAUGHTY BITS. GLAD WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY AND WE DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND WE HAVEN'T ANYMORE.]

10 years ago @ The Toast - A List of Modern Relat... · 2 replies · +40 points

Variation: "Drawing student who sees you outside of your figure modeling job and is noticeably confused to see you clothed."

Because I have been that student.

10 years ago @ The Toast - In Case You Were Worri... · 0 replies · +13 points

10 years ago @ The Toast - In Case You Were Worri... · 1 reply · +14 points

This is the most romantic Pig Destroyer album cover ever!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Paintings of the Tempt... · 0 replies · +12 points

Oh my god yes that Stoppard (mis)quote. AND RIGHT?! Words mean things.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Paintings of the Tempt... · 4 replies · +7 points

After this, I looked up his actual list of temptations (because a theology doctoral guy prompted me to grumblegrumblegrumble) and can I just say—St. Anthony and the monks didn't know what temptation was either. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_the_Great#Te...

Christianity, you do NOT know how to get down and have some FUN!

10 years ago @ The Toast - "But Tonight I'm Getti... · 0 replies · +7 points

Rakons!

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