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14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - See You In The Funny P... · 0 replies · +1 points

FIRST!

What, No link love for me? :D I think it took balls to post it right to the front page... so far as I know we're the only ones who did.

EDIT: my bad, Jeff did too.

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - A God Among Actors · 2 replies · +1 points

I don't think anyone is suggesting that trading video games for amature porn + bacon is wrong, I think we're just demanding evidence. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - A God Among Actors · 2 replies · +1 points

Am I the only one disturbed as to WHY Josh wouldn't share his favorite entry for contest #2?

Perhaps I'm the only one brave enough to even consider the whys and wherefores?

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Git 'Er Dunham · 0 replies · +1 points

Wow. I was totally going to log in and debate you on Jeff Dunham, but then I went to youtube. The first skit I saw was the Dead Terrorist skit... My bad, you are right.

I disagree about Mencia though. I love that guy! I saw him at RIT and he and Josh Blue did comedy for 2 hours and then an additional hour of Q&A for the college crowd. It was an amazing show and definately funnier than his TV show.

The whole "Joke Stealing" thing is blown out of proportion... Hell, someone could say Penny Arcade stole one of your jokes about America's weird fetish with Vampires (you did Zombies, PA did mummies)

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Whatever Dad... I'm Ou... · 0 replies · +1 points

A. MA. ZING.

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Casualties of Rebr... · 0 replies · +1 points

What the.... DAMNIT, I just spent twice that much for a KVE switch at Worst Buy!!! ARRgghh my soul aarrgghllbllgl....

Also... Radio shack?! Do they still MAKE those? I thought they were like long john silvers's... Lost to thar sea... she be a fickle mistress... yar...

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - If You Strike Me Down... · 3 replies · +1 points

Did the other half of the internet sink into the swamp?

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Song Of The Unsucc... · 2 replies · +1 points

Also, Eli and Denise... their phones dead, their voices silenced! The fail whale, his belly fat!

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Song Of The Unsucc... · 2 replies · +1 points

Remember that simpsons episode, where Marge makes Itchy and Scratchy suck, and all the kids go outside and play instead?

It was like that, only bigger.

14 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Explomance · 2 replies · +2 points

--What other genre’s should “Splode ‘Em Up” Bay take a crack at?--

Lifetime Origional Movies. Two sisters get cancer while falling in love with the same man who works for the FBI and makes them both pregnant with twins (that makes 4 babies!). One of the twins has down syndrome.
Fast forward to the good part: lots of things blow up and people die. Then there's a heartwarming reunion at the end of the movie, standing over the ruins of a terrorist splinter cell hideout with the pentagon in the background. I gave it 4/5 tissues.

Also, Finding Nemo 2: This time it's personal. I don't want to give away the ending, but a little clown fish just might take down Kim John Il with old world war 2 sea mines on a quest to find his long lost brother.