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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Pope Francis Just Stra... · 0 replies · +16 points

Though, Jebus healed the lepers - the most downtrodden and ostracized peoples of his day, washing the feet of someone with sinful lady parts would akin to saying, "Hail, Satan!" Totally makes sense.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Return Of The Lucky Du... · 5 replies · +60 points

Fox News Gubment Budget:
9% Military
3% Social Security
2% Medicare
99.9% Obamaphones, welfare, food stamps, and other brown people programs
25% Sweetheart deals for demcrats.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - President Obama Steps ... · 1 reply · +14 points

WHY IS OBOZO SUBVERTING TEH CONSTITUTION LIKE A LYIN' TYRANT!

Oh, that power is granted in the Consitution? Carry on.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Gun Humpers Pretty Thr... · 1 reply · +19 points

According to the Constitution, if Jeebus had a gun, there would only be dead Romans at Golgotha.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Latest Awesome Fox Cha... · 0 replies · +12 points

Obamaphones, Benghazi, and Obamacare... it's like Muslin Satan is murdering bald eagles with late term abortions.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Pat Robertson's God Is... · 2 replies · +40 points

So, God is like Ashton Kutcher, but stupider.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Snowgrifter Update: Sa... · 0 replies · +35 points

"A smaller rig may do the trick for her." That's what I tell all my lady friends.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Todd Akin Explains 'Le... · 0 replies · +18 points

"...people and that life are teremendously valuable." Except for the muslins. They're a dime a dozen. And the gays - God isn't turned on by gay butt sechs. And Messicans - their God is plastic and lives on dashboards.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Lawmaker Woman... · 2 replies · +12 points

Good point. Though, the ultimate goal is for woman to have sechs only with their Church-approved spouse, missionary, on a bed, for procreation, no lube, no lighting, awkwardly, eyes clothes, head bent in prayer, thinking of Ronald Reagan or Jeebus, waiting for it to end so they can do the laundry.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Lawmaker Woman... · 5 replies · +12 points

The next logical step is for a woman getting an abortion to actually perform an abortion first.

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