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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 2 replies · +28 points

May a rabid camel vomit Palin word shit salad in Bill "Always Wrong" Kristols' and John "Never Right" McCains' tapioca pudding.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Idaho State Rep Learns... · 0 replies · +7 points

Geographical, not anatomical. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Idaho State Rep Learns... · 5 replies · +46 points

As a canosewer of fine restrooms from Barstow to Bangor, I have witnessed flotillas of flatulence, cavalcades of cocktuggers, movements of movements, armies of assholes and unions of urinators...but I've yet to lay eyes upon even one parade of genitalia.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Giant Baby Cop Can't U... · 3 replies · +44 points

......I’ll arrest you for resisting arrest....
Jim Hoff has some new stiff competition for the Stupidest Man On the Internet.

This cop is stunningly stupid.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Congressidiot Learns S... · 0 replies · +13 points

I believe Rep. Weber was referring to Paris, Texas.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Why... · 1 reply · +16 points

Waiting for Napolitano to flaunt his Columbo expertise on why Cheney and friends "framed" Valerie Plame.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - America Turns To Wingn... · 0 replies · +16 points

Bill Donohue talks about his first time:
"My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia. After I kicked the goat out I had my way with Mrs. Shapiro. She was a loud ol' gal, scared the beegeevers out of her young son Ben who peeped us through an outhouse hole."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 3 replies · +22 points

Makes sense she'd quit halfway through her strip.
Also, too she needs the dough.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Local Fox Reporter Fir... · 1 reply · +45 points

Fox 45 is to news as Colt 45 is to beer.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Harry Reid May Never P... · 0 replies · +11 points

Hasn't everyone taken a header or two hiking the slippery slopes of the Appalachian Trail/Treadmill.

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