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9 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +9 points
May we all have well-moderated comments sections where we can find sanctuary :)
9 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 3 replies · +83 points
But gosh, I cannot wait for this woman to be Head Moderator over the glorious mess that is America. I think the loss (not loss! transformation!) of this smaller community, is momentarily softened by the thought that our great screwed up nation could become just a little more Toast-like.
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +18 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +3 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Famous Late Bloomers P... · 0 replies · +56 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - A Birthday Bargain Bin · 0 replies · +4 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About Our Pets · 0 replies · +11 points
I'm super hashtag blessed when it comes to my cat. I got her on sale when the humane society was doing a special adoption fair promotion that was '80s themed, so all the staff were in leg warmers and the cat adoption fee was just $8 which was like 90% off the usual. I showed up late so most cats were gone but Mimi was still there, kneading her blanket AND her foster mom was there to vouch for her character as a total lap cat.
Ya'll, I don't deserve a cat this nice. I feed her grocery store cat food, and don't get her new cardboard inserts as much as she'd like, and snuggle her when she does not want it sometimes, and YET she will still come trotting in from another room to sit in my lap when I call her. Yesterday she curled up directly on my crampy uterus for a good hour like a magical purring heating pad. Overall we do okay with each other. A couple weeks ago after DC was dumped with two feet of snow and the building fire alarm went off I grabbed her in the carrier, but left the apartment without shoes. Survival instincts are weird.
Also, no one calls their cat by name right? When I address her, which is often, it's "Moofin" or "Butt" or "Are you a baby yes you ARE" and they all garner the usual response rate (close to zero).
10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +13 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Woman Confirms Movie H... · 5 replies · +27 points
10 years ago @ The Toast - Woman Confirms Movie H... · 1 reply · +30 points
Clearly I'm a proud member of trash squad that loves this movie :) Full disclosure, just last night I came home drunkish from work holiday party and watched it. And then snapchatted key scenes with captions and really messy hearts drawn over faces to all my friends, SORRY GUYS.