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12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Kickette Fail Files: M... · 0 replies · +1 points

The worst things is that he is actually a very good-looking man. If he he had a nice short 'do or even shaved it completely, he would would even be hot. THIS....requires some intervention.

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Carles Puyol: Cheeky D... · 0 replies · +36 points

I was wondering how long it would take for this pic to show up on here! All I can say is DAT ASS!!!! @@

Thank you! To Kickette, for posting. To the photographer, for being alert, And to Puyol, just for existing.

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - WAG & Bag Watch: Yolan... · 0 replies · +24 points

Sorry, I just can't get excited about an overpriced piece of leather. I honestly don't see the point of it.

Pepe Reina looks delish, though, and they make a lovely couple.

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Kyle Martino & Kickett... · 0 replies · +4 points

I forgot! Of course we would have to have Santa (sic) Cazorla handing out the prezzies! It wouldn't be a party without him, and how much fun would he be to have around? :D

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Kyle Martino & Kickett... · 1 reply · +5 points

That was MY comment! Can't believe you still remember it, LOL!

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Kyle Martino & Kickett... · 1 reply · +19 points

I like a challenge!

GK – Victor Valdes, preferably wearing those leather pants and nothing else.
Defender – Carles Puyol
Midfielder – XAVI obviously
Forward – Thierry Henry

First Victor would serve me breakfast in bed and pose while I take some snaps of him. We would cuddle and watch cartoons and make each other laugh. Later we would all gather under the tree and open presents. Then Puyi would take me for a ride on his horse, Puyi. I would sit behind him and wrap my arms around his delicious bod so I don’t fall off. Then back to the house for Christmas lunch and a few glasses of wine. Afterwards Xavi and I would go for a long walk in the woods and look for mushrooms. We would bring some back so I could make mushroom omelettes for everyone the next morning. I imagine there would be a football game on by then. In the evening Titi would take me out dancing.

Doesn’t that sound lovely?

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Breaking News: David V... · 0 replies · +23 points

What a lovely human being you are.

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Breaking News: David V... · 5 replies · +9 points

Exactly. Pep even said straight out "Marca lies." So, no, el guaje is going nowhere.

Speaking of Marca, I was horrified to read that one of their writers said it would have been better if it was Messi who had been injured. Disgusting.

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Breaking News: David V... · 0 replies · +3 points

And Pedro too. He could even call up Bojan, I suppose.

12 years ago @ Kickette - Soccer/foot... - Breaking News: David V... · 3 replies · +49 points

Absolutely gutted about this. Terrible, terrible news. Get well soon, Guaje!