beakbreath

beakbreath

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9 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 0 replies · +9 points

tumblr user sashayed is a goddamn delight and her cat is an endless font of wisdom

9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +41 points

Cut to: Sansa's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpuppy, in a skyscraper, pitching the Toast to trickster god Mallory. A flying car zooms past the window, pursued by Baba Yaga.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +28 points

"Cliffstrong" is a wildling name

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +12 points

That ice sign is a full life philosophy. I'm getting patriotic and I've never been there in my life.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +17 points

oh my godddddddddd

9 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 7 replies · +261 points

I'm so happy that Hillary Clinton has probably seen Women Ignoring Men in Western Art History

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +5 points

She's so tremendous

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +15 points

Before I clicked the link I'd assumed that of course the Dranoer had made an innocent mistake, like, intended to use a similarly-shaped bottle of non-poison, or maybe she'd didn't know what Drano was and wasn't proficient in any of the languages they print the warnings in! Or had grown up in a family with superhuman powers and didn't realize poison was real? But certainly she'd feel AWFUL once she was informed of her mistake.

GOOD GOD. Felecia has 100% murdered someone in her life.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Open Thread! · 1 reply · +3 points

I hope your facebook friend is a terrier.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Saga NorĂ©n, the Autis... · 0 replies · +18 points

This essay is great and now I want to watch the original Bridge so bad.