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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comment Of The... · 0 replies · +9 points
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var whoseSideAreYouOn = "teh elitez";
if(whoseSideAreYouOn === "teh elitez") {
return "HATE SPEW";
} else {
return "TOTAL CONFUSION";
} ;
The mistake you're making here is that the variable is ALWAYS "TEH ELITEZ." NEVER ANYTHING ELSE.
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comment Of The... · 8 replies · +24 points
11 years ago @ Wonkette - Hey, Let's All Have So... · 1 reply · +16 points
11 years ago @ Wonkette - You Guys, John Boehner... · 0 replies · +3 points
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11 years ago @ Wonkette - You Guys, John Boehner... · 8 replies · +64 points
"Today I told that choad Hairy (like hairy balls, haha) to go fuck himself. He was SO SHOCKED. I had to say it again! It was AWESOME. Everyone was all 'dude, you totally nailed him!' Except Cantor, who kept looking at gavels on eBay on his phone for some reason. I don't think he likes me. He's probably just jealous that this bro laid a SICK BURN on Hairy Ballsack.
"Oh, and Ryan told me he scored some REALLY NASTY dog shit. We're gonna put it in a paper bag, toss it on Biden's porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run. It's gonna be EPIC. I don't know how Ryan comes up with this stuff."
*Orange Blossom is his My Little Pony name
12 years ago @ Wonkette - Put Some Food On Your ... · 0 replies · +7 points
b) I'm totally making this shit
c) My grandpa used to pick cranberries and he didn't have any piercings, SO THERE