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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 1 reply · +22 points

OOOKay. You'd think counsel for an elected official, or the elected official himself, could find a way to draft a pleading -- even in these particular circumstances -- without using the phrase "wet dreams." But you'd be wrong!

(This is even more gross when you consider "wet dreams" and those duckie jammies. Whoopsie, mommy.)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Idiot Atheist Murders ... · 1 reply · +41 points

What we should say is "douchebags are prone to violence and murder." For you see, douchebags come in all colors and flavors, and every denomination and system of belief. Selah.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 1 reply · +8 points

Get on your bikes and ride.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 3 replies · +26 points

Who do I talk to about changing my screen name to Anus Region?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Goodbye, Northeast Uni... · 2 replies · +22 points

This makes it so much harder to find needles along the curb on Broadway in Southie.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Congressidiot Learns S... · 0 replies · +18 points

A totally Azkaban-y post, Dr. Z. Rep. Weber is a DEATHEATER.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Begin War On Decadent ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well, half.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Begin War On Decadent ... · 2 replies · +28 points

(a) happy wedding;
(b) there's something curiously Editrix-like about Svetlana Warrenova, there. . .

10 years ago @ Wonkette - GOOD MORNING WONKERS H... · 0 replies · +12 points

Forgive me my audacity in quoting myself from last evening, while Trix was no doubt getting her tummy gelled:

"We're going to get it and get it hard. Stupid fuckers; we deserve everything we get."

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Election 2014: The Blo... · 2 replies · +19 points

We're going to get it and get it hard. Stupid fuckers; we deserve everything we get.