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12 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +4 points

"Wow. Like... any character?"
Yes.
"Like, from the Nazgul to like, the hobbits."
ಠ_ಠ
"The spoon-stealing hobbits?"
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"I'm going to say Faramir."
:D

12 years ago @ The Toast - Literary Trysts It Giv... · 0 replies · +38 points

Every time I get mad about Henry James I remember that he was like, vastly constipated his entire adult life and couldn't stop talking about it.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Items In Shirley Jacks... · 2 replies · +7 points

Also everyone should listen to everything Mallory says about books ever because my increased Shirley Jackson exposure came directly from her and now I'm doing (a big part of) my PhD on her*.

*Shirley Jackson, not Mallory. Probably?

12 years ago @ The Toast - Items In Shirley Jacks... · 0 replies · +2 points

The tarot cards, Hangsaman.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Jaya Catches Up: T... · 3 replies · +20 points

Me too! I made it as clear as possible that he had died and so had the small child and probably many other people in the chaos following his departure.

... I was a dark preteen.

12 years ago @ The Toast - The Latest From Klout · 0 replies · +21 points

Alert: Our records indicate that you are scheduled to receive a Klout Clout! Please present your head or other crucial extremity as target.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Bachelorette Party Emails · 2 replies · +35 points

"SUP BITCHEZZZZZ JK LUV YA"

12 years ago @ The Toast - Bachelorette Party Emails · 0 replies · +36 points

Any number of whom could have various limbs replaced by tentacle horrors.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Bachelorette Party Emails · 2 replies · +70 points

I am actually in the throes of planning a bachelorette party right now! It is about as far from this nightmare as one could hope because we are all reasonable people and not actually eldritch horrors (or, we are all eldritch horrors and not reasonable people? I don't know. It's one of the two - most importantly, we all seem to be on the same page, transdimensional-species-wise).

I can confirm, though, that the second you agree to be in a bridal party, you are actually committing yourself to addressing every e-mail with "Hello Ladies!" until your death or the conclusion of the festivities, whichever comes later.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Jolie, What's In Your ... · 4 replies · +8 points

I am recently an aficionado of the oil-less salad as well! Well, actually, what happened was that my mother gave me a couple bottles of her homemade tarragon vinegar and since then every vegetable I eat has been turned into little more than a tarragon vinegar delivery vehicle because it is just. that. good.

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