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9 years ago @ The Toast - Things Lucy Maud Montg... · 0 replies · +11 points

As a fellow hair dye enthusiast, I very much relate. I don't know why they even sell those stupid bleach kits in the drugstore, as it seems their only purpose is to change your hair from "blonde" to "a slightly different shade of blonde" and anyone with a natural shade of hair darker than "autumn wheat" can go jump in a lake. (To hide their flaming orange hair.)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +7 points

These aren't tears, my eyeballs are sweaty. No, you're gross! storms out

9 years ago @ The Toast - "When it comes down to... · 1 reply · +90 points

*gasp* Should we Kickstart this?!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Resentments I Have For... · 0 replies · +6 points

Not a twin, but when I worked with kids, I met several sets of identical twins. They can be surprisingly not-identical! Though in general, some are better at telling people apart than others.

I ran a summer program with a pair of twin brothers. The teacher who assisted me could not tell one from the other, but a twelve-year-old in the group always insisted "they look nothing alike!"

Another pair of twin brothers in a summer camp I worked for, I could only tell apart because one brother had a mole on his neck.

9 years ago @ The Toast - That "More Than Brains... · 0 replies · +35 points

Library workers everywhere are so jealous of that bullhorn!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Positions I Am Ready t... · 0 replies · +4 points

RIP, Jim!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Movie Yelling With Jay... · 2 replies · +19 points

Do they still make Movies for Teens? Because I remember a LOT of them coming out in the 90s and wonder if that whole genre has died out. (Then again I don't think I've seen a movie since 2005, so I could be wrong.)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Hero Reader Punches Pr... · 0 replies · +11 points

I prefer the haystacks, anyway. Punch away!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Slipping Out Of ... · 1 reply · +22 points

Wine Lady is definitely thinking, "If he doesn't take his grubby hand off my jug of wine I'm going to have to smash this glass and stab him with it."

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Queen of Low Self-... · 0 replies · +23 points

I dropped those two bombshells 10 years apart. Not that either "coming out" seems to have stuck in her mind. Just the other day, she was very patiently explaining to me how I'm a Christian. Because she says I am is I think the reason? The whole bisexual thing is just a phase I've been working through since...birth.