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aguacatero

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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Nice Lady Goes On Epic... · 2 replies · +99 points

Ann, you're not fooling anyone.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Watch Ann Dunham Give ... · 1 reply · +5 points

It's the super-baby, Kirikou!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 1 reply · +7 points

Thank you. For too long there was not nearly enough Detlef Schrempf on this site.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +23 points

Today we have learned a new saying in praise of healthy body mass, following too long after Jackie Kennedy's "no food tastes as good as thin feels," namely, "nothing feels as good as being called skinny by hideously swollen ogre Donald Trump"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - We Are Starting To Thi... · 0 replies · +7 points

This guy is SOOOOO getting a primo speaking slot at the convention in Tampa.
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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Why I Am Challenging J... · 0 replies · +24 points

In this retelling, Jonah IS the whale.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Comical California May... · 0 replies · +3 points

It is well known that "signed photo" is communist slang for "precious bodily fluids."

12 years ago @ Wonkette - And Here Is A Youthful... · 0 replies · +17 points

It's his second most suicidal photo -- after the Bain money one.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Which Randomly Generat... · 0 replies · +1 points

At the same time, it's rather a lovely name, no?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh's Hot 35... · 0 replies · +1 points

Elton John is going to charge SOOOO much to sing at Rush's next wedding!