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15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - The DMCA and the Damned · 1 reply · +1 points
http://yfrog.com/2emankilj
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - The DMCA and the Damned · 0 replies · +1 points
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - A Farewell to Evil Jowls · 6 replies · +1 points
Thanks for all the feedback guys....I just want to take this time to thank my publicist (thanks SD) ....and all my fans, who took the time to view my work.....it's nice to know I have a celery like following...it was hella special creating it for y'all (except for the fact that I had to listen to it over and over and over and over again...but they are working on deprogramming me). However, I still have this overwhelming urge to ReTweet any (and all) self-aggrandizing tweets about myself (sent to me by others), blow my own horn, and just talk about myself ad nauseam (but seriously who can blame me....I'm a rockstar!!!...with a celery like following)....I have this uncontrollable urge to go out and buy me a channel purse....back soon.....
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - Kilstein's Balls · 1 reply · +1 points
Okay lets do the math.....so you buy a program for $2.5K you get $30K in bonuses that's a net prophet of $6M. I'm a brilliant mathematician and extrapolestition (two more times and it becomes a real word). So I bought 10 courses and ended up with a net profit of $200 trillion.....mama din't raize no foos....I wasn't borned tomorrow!....
The money is in the extra and they know how to boneus the people.
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - A Farewell to Evil Jowls · 15 replies · +1 points
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"love is the only answer let go of your ego, your defenses and allow the right people into your life to love you..." - Maria Andros
Translation: just trust me, and give me your money already dam it!
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Strong psychological terms, one doesn't even have to be a strong at reading in between lines, to hear the desperation behind that tweet.
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"working on a exciting new vision that will impact many lives in a positive way... stay tuned and thankyou to everyone that follows me " - Maria Andros
Translation: I'm working on something new to separate you from your money.
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Then she realized that she didn't know what she was working on....so she sent out a survey monkey survey to figure out how she can get money from her 32.5 followers.
Oh well, what can you do.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEfXVLkhO08
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - A Farewell to Evil Jowls · 0 replies · +1 points
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - A Farewell to Evil Jowls · 3 replies · +1 points
"signed or authorized the signing of false and misleading registration statement"
It was a class action suit against the directors of the company. The guy lives on a $2.5 million dollar estate in Encinitas. Nice place actually.
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - A Farewell to Evil Jowls · 6 replies · +1 points
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - A Farewell to Evil Jowls · 22 replies · +1 points
Not even the mighty imbeciliac Maria Andros teaches this technique (her bag of antiquated tricks date back to 2004), and she doesn't utilize or teach the newer "tactics" used today (nothing like living in the past). I guess the mighty Kargorilla's bag hasn't been updated in a long time, and she has been overly busy committing advertising fraud to learn (and backing up her X5 (?is she a soccer mom?) on other people's estates to shoot a video...that was hilarious)
One has to wonder what kind of a Mormon "operates" from the USA , to engage in blatantly overt deceptive advertising practices, at a time when the FTC has decided to go full bore against deceptive advertising. In 8 months this guy (Oliver Turnip), got 6 views (or was it 8) from a video embedded in his blog, a blog that hasn't been updated since April, and in his testiMOANial he claims to get 300-400 visitors, and $5-10K per day through traffic driven from twitter alone.....hahaha....she might as well just send a nice note to the FTC and say, "here's my address, please come and serve me as soon as possible". Maybe she feels the mentally challenged are immune from prosecution.
Interesting article for a guy making $5-10K per day on twitter.
http://www.ripoffreport.com/Oliver-Talamayan-OLIV...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6tjPCbgmGw
15 years ago @ The Salty Droid - A Farewell to Evil Jowls · 1 reply · +1 points
What their "students" don't understand, is that (in essence) these experts show you how to open up a lemonade stand in the middle of the sahara. You may have no competition and dominate the area, but it's because nobody's coming by for lemonade. Nobody knows google's algorithm (so everything is a guess, and nobody really knows the number of things which could make ranking worse), so individuals can rank high consistently, it's a crap shoot, which is why even SEO claimants can't guarantee you anything, or they use low traffic BS words, which get no (or not significant searches) and drive little to no business, but will rank high, and impress clients, and "students".