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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +5 points

Absolutely. The fried shrimp is fucking everywhere, and you've never seen such rounded heads.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +5 points

KHOU-TV will launch its Doppler Gay-dar weather system.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +3 points

White Mormon men.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Republican Say... · 0 replies · +4 points

Gulf Shores is an hour or so from me. Its most famous feature is a redneck bar that hosts mullet toss contests. The fish, not the haircut.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Let's Just Count All T... · 0 replies · +1 points

Of course. He'd have called himself King Jim if he had been straight.

That bullshit about "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" has never rung true. It would have to be Adam and Steven.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 0 replies · +1 points

Little known fact: Martin Luther was a Zorn Übersetzer himself.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 2 replies · +16 points

MILF: musty Irish Luddite frump

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Hates Mau... · 1 reply · +13 points

He would put Ms. Dowd on a diet of worms and then nail 95 feces on her door.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Let's Just Count All T... · 2 replies · +4 points

Down here, the KJV Bible is considered the only kosher translation by those who bible-hump. There's a bumper sticker that reads "IF IT AIN'T KING JAMES IT AIN'T BIBLE."

The non-biblical syntax of that message doesn't seem to dawn on anyone.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Florida (Congress) Man... · 0 replies · +10 points

My sister in law in Alabama asked my wife to get a vibrator/dildo for her a few years ago, because The Firehose State prohibits their sale.

I came very close to cementing a "WWJD" coin to the bottom before it was delivered, because the S-I-L is a fundagelical Christianist.

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