Zenkitty714

Zenkitty714

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9 years ago @ The Toast - ADHD, Not MPDG: Growin... · 0 replies · +5 points

I can relate to it, for sure. I've been told I don't have ADD, and I don't have thyroid problems, and I'm not on the autistic spectrum, and I'm not bipolar... I have depression and anxiety, and to explain my life, apparently have had since about age five. Or maybe two. And I'm just tired, at this point, of trying to find an answer, much less get any help. I don't have the energy for it.

9 years ago @ The Toast - "I Know What Clean Sme... · 0 replies · +10 points

That's pretty metal, as uses for kitchen spices go.

9 years ago @ The Toast - "I Know What Clean Sme... · 2 replies · +5 points

Junonia.com sells plus-size swimsuits with high necklines made to actually swim in, fyi.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Have Mistaken... · 0 replies · +5 points

If these things are not feelings, then what are "feelings". What is feeling what?

Wait.

I'm having a feeling right now! It's:

Sunrise after a night of insomnia and starting to fall asleep just when I should be going to work.

That's totally a feeling.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 0 replies · +4 points

I'd live in a murder house if everything else about it was right for me. Shoot, I grew up in a haunted 1880s farmhouse. I ain't scared of no ghosts.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Queen of Low Self-... · 0 replies · +28 points

""This is what sex feels like. You better get used to it.""

My older sister said that to me! Oh wow. I'd forgotten about that! "It'll help you get used to what sex feels like." Sex feels nothing like a small cardboard applicator, sis, wtf.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Queen of Low Self-... · 1 reply · +36 points

My mom did that too. Maybe I shouldn't have laid "I'm bi" and "I'm an atheist" on her in the same conversation; maybe I overloaded her coping circuits. She calmly denied it and changed the subject.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Some Of The Least Euph... · 0 replies · +43 points

I'm already eating some sort of fruity baked dessert on your veranda.

9 years ago @ The Toast - WHY YOU ARE ANGRY: A T... · 1 reply · +23 points

Ouch. Damn. So I need to learn how NOT to be so accommodating and understanding that other people don't even realize I'm doing it?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Fun Birthday Tradition... · 0 replies · +11 points

Aw, the existential pain of a little kid. Woe. My ninth birthday, I was into horses, so my mom made me a chocolate cake with a brown horse drawn on it. I didn't have any friends to invite (I was the Weird Kid) so my grandmother, in typical fashion, made it about her and invited a crew of her friends to "help me eat my cake". Yes, 70-year-olds at a kid's birthday party. There were no decorations, nothing but the cake. I got one piece of cake and a few dumb old-person presents (like socks or whatever), and then I went off to read until they all left. That's the only birthday I remember until I was 17. Is that pathetic or what? Man, I hate birthdays.