Sure, this law seems undemocratic and evil, but Rick Scott is just trying to save minorities and young people from the temptation to use the voting booth in a cynical attempt to vote for their own interests! Shouldn't we say thank you? Probably!
In his defense, when Eric Cantor decided to craft a speech to address the concerns of the 99%, he had no idea that any of those 99% would actually attend.
Wait, aren't there some white soon-to-be-slave prisoners in Georgia? I thought so. This just proves that the Civil War had nothing to do with racism.
Well, of course she inherited the money, amirite? If she had earned her money all by herself then she wouldn't want to give it all away like a class traitor. She should try to emulate hardscrabble, yet rich, heroes like, um, the Koch brothers, no wait, or Mitt Romney or the Waltons. Oh never mind.
First they came for the anthropologists, but I said nothing because I studied hard science.