WiScourge

WiScourge

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where "Th... · 1 reply · +4 points

"All he wants to do it fuck us up, the dick-licker!"

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Holidays Sad Ficti... · 0 replies · +7 points

It has. Season 3's "Homer Alone". She has a nervous breakdown and goes to a spa called Rancho Relaxo. She orders a hot fudge sundae and a bottle of tequila from room service and watches 'Thelma and Louise' on Pay per View. It was glorious.

Oh and "I wasted my life" etc....

9 years ago @ The Toast - Every Track Listing Fr... · 0 replies · +4 points

Yeah, I really can't listen to the freaking Beatles bitch about having to pay their taxes.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Every Meal In Jane... · 0 replies · +7 points

I tried it with Mrs. Butterworth's. I think that's why it didn't work.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Heads Up That Fred Ast... · 0 replies · +3 points

I had the same CD-ROM (which you could update online!!) and I came away with basically the same impression, but the woman really liked 'Say Anything...' damn it and that counted a lot with me.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Here Is My Talk From A... · 0 replies · +4 points

"America isn't America anymore it's....'Bonerland'." Holy shit, that ep is a great metaphor. Good call!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Songs From a Rilo Kile... · 0 replies · +28 points

"There's Blood in My Mouth (But I'm Sure the Dentist Will Find the Source of the Problem)"

10 years ago @ The Toast - W.B. Yeats, "Leda And ... · 0 replies · +8 points

And then there is St. Cecilia.

"Yeah, I'll go through with this marriage, but I'm not having sex with you. And you're converting. And so is your brother. Make it so."

10 years ago @ The Toast - "The First Children Wh... · 0 replies · +3 points

Ugh. The whole Adams family is cursed, I think. (You were born in the wrong era, Clover.)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Whycome Nobody Told Me... · 0 replies · +1 points

Have you heard this? I just came across it a couple of months ago. It's spot. on. https://youtu.be/7vVJ2Om-QVg