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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Governor ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Actually I think that the fact that innocent people are executed should be used as an argument.

The fact that it is not applied equitably should be an argument.

The unconstitutional argument is almost he same as the unequitable. You can make the argument that it is cruel and unusual, but since they killed people in 1783 it is hard to argue that the writers of the Constitution didn't understand capital punishment. It might be cruel, but it has never been unusual.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Governor ... · 2 replies · +4 points

I am not a fan of capital punishment.

But the argument that we have not found humane ways to kill people is only true if there are no ways to kill people.

The guillotine is actually fairly humane, except for the fact that the accused knows that he is being led to his death. It is very quick, much better than the electric chair or death by drugs.

The method of killing should not be used as an argument against the death penalty.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Forget Elmo Videos: Te... · 0 replies · +2 points

It is sad that TLC used to be The Literacy Channel.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Harvard Won't Let Prof... · 0 replies · +6 points

Isn't this unfair to the graduate students who have a hottie come up to them and offer them sex for an A? Where else are they going to get some?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Being A Cop Is Just Li... · 0 replies · +8 points

Killing a cop is a capital offense in almost every jurisdiction in the US. Has been for years. What does this accomplish other than to pander to the Right?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Green Bay Alderman Wil... · 1 reply · +2 points

This article is total blasphemy.

Brett Favre is a Minnesota sympathizer.

Our current God is Aaron Rodgers.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Homeschooled Slut Kick... · 0 replies · +7 points

You missed a very important fact in this story.

The title of the blogpost was "FUCK THE PATRIARCHY."

Yay Clare!!!!!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Derp Roundup: BYU-Idah... · 0 replies · +21 points

As a strange and ironic, but not snarky post, Oklahoma was the first state to have no fault divorces.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - What If I Only Wrote N... · 1 reply · +9 points

Princess Sparkle Pony, will you marry me?

Of course by marry I only mean in the work wife context. Than we could be exactly like our heroes Condi and GWB.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Swiffer Being A Traito... · 0 replies · +14 points

I think I am going to go out, buy some Cheerios, dump than on the floor and clean them up with my new Swiffer.

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