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Mein Heavy...vas an eater...and vone day, he shows up to verk, a bit under ze weather, so to speak... and go I say, "Vat's ze matter, comrade?" and he zays to me he forgot to pack his lunch... and I say "Let me help you prepare your Sandvich, friend." And I take my Bonesaw, and I gently make ze Sandvich...but ze Heavy was restless. He shoved me, grabbed my Bonesaw and he approaches me..."Vhy so zerious, Doctor?" and he takes my Bonesaw and pushes it towards my cheek, and...he tells me..."Let's put a smile on that face, comrade!"
TIS BUT A SCRATCH, BOYO.
Your arm's off, maggot!
...I've had worse.
So yes, Spy had sex with an alien.
These are pretty co-
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Am I the only one who thinks the Heavy doesn't like the Medic like how they are usually portrayed?