Thank you for noticing. You're definitely not wrong, but it was actually the third one where I went off track. The call line is to the Pro Wrestling Company, not the WWE, so it wasn't supposed to be the WWE sending anyone to another company and rather the pro wrestling as a whole suggesting other products (aka when you complain about the WWE and people automatically tell you to just go watch another company as their "solution"), but clearly by the time I got to writing the third one it represented the WWE only and that's where my premise was definitely hurt. I had noticed that during revising, but I was hoping it was so slight that it wouldn't bother anyone. Each section was supposed to represent three separate calls, and at the last second I decided to make it sound like one long call to the same "company" instead which is where I think I hurt my premise in the end. Thank you very much for suggesting it could have been column of the year otherwise. That means a ton to me. Hopefully you see this before LOP wipes away IntenseDebate
Hey guys, I was told before I was called up to write for Lords of Pain that my style of humor wouldn't be received well by the readers, so you have no idea how great it is to see all the positive reviews this is getting!
I had looked into that match because I wasn’t around the WWE during that time. I find Lex Luger so incredibly boring though that I struggled to say anything entertaining about him or that feud, so I left it out. But I know it’s definitely up there in a lot of fans eyes as one of the worst ever
Oh yeah I meant that as a total joke. I was a big fan of his THE Brian Kendrick gimmick and all but I’d never call him a big name with a straight face.
I promised myself that the next time I was on the main page, I’d use it to promote the columns forum. It just happened to be my second column because I had to wait for the other columnists to get back to me with their part, otherwise it would have been the very first one.
It's not a party without you. I edited you into the quotes. Thanks man!
I'll let you in on a little secret: I don't read the columns that analyze wrestling to death. Wrestling is supposed to be fun. When a writer takes it so serious that men rolling around in their underwear loses its fun, you know its time to stop reading them. I tend to just stick with columnists that express whimsy and avoid the ones that bring me down. I recommend writing again and taking that approach.
Damn, there goes my next column: 5 Reasons Why All Writers Should Talk Mostly About Total Bellas
Backstage sources say that Celtic may or may not be right about using Standing Tall to qualify as a writer for Lords of Pain.
Well, I'm not going to say whether or not intelligence is a prerequisite to write for Lords of Pain, but I once Rock Bottom'd myself onto my high school's gymnasium floor because someone offered me a quarter to do it. Do with that information what you want.
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