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11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Chive Everywhere (79 P... · 0 replies · +3 points

Florida? Three words: Giant Flying Cockroaches. I'll take snow over that any time.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 1 reply · +1 points

Apparently you don't understand the word "If".

I would recommend against a career in computer programming.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 3 replies · +2 points

If I wanted to play with plastic tits I'd buy a blow-up doll.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Daily Afternoon Random... · 0 replies · +6 points

A large plastic surgery bill?

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Chivers, this is the s... · 0 replies · +35 points

We don't need no steenking goal. We just keep on giving anyway.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - Chivers, this is the s... · 1 reply · +56 points

Exactly this, fuck down payment. Let's buy the whole thing.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - A very Minecraft weddi... · 0 replies · +1 points

I agree! I actually met my current GF playing Minecraft. We built a nice house together, spent a lot of time just watching romantic 8-bit square sunsets, talking about life and everything... She's moving in with me the day after tomorrow. I hope our relationship works out as well as this one :-)

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - An 8 year old blind, a... · 0 replies · +7 points

Looks like you called my bluff ;-)

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - If 'The Shining' was d... · 0 replies · +4 points

If you think that's the stupidest thing anyone has ever said, you must be really, really new to the Internet.

12 years ago @ theCHIVE - An 8 year old blind, a... · 0 replies · +15 points

Yep. I especially liked when the kid puts his hands over the strings and the guy's like, ok, we'll play muted chords now :-)

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