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11 years ago @ Halolz - GRAND THEFT MARIO · 0 replies · +12 points

...What does Walugi look like in this world? Wait, I didn't even finish the mental image and I can feel the mental scarring setting in.

11 years ago @ Halolz - Bioseuss · 0 replies · +3 points

Wait! Get back here!

...Mother of God, he left already? Oh this will not end well...

11 years ago @ Halolz - Bioseuss · 2 replies · +3 points

As much as I want you out of my house... No. Just no.

That place tears apart people who kill maybe one or two people by spawning a town full of monsters. I shudder to think of what will happen if you step into it.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 0 replies · +3 points

I don't think he actually ever did anything with flora, but I've heard Umbrella liked mutant plants so there's no telling.

Also, I want him out of the house at this point. I already gave Sheep all of the booze (I think he's currently keeping that mustache drunk or something), but he's starting to acquire an "aroma" of sorts, which speaks volumes of how he's taking his firing given that his job worked with chemicals, corpses, and hundreds of easily missed vagrants who hadn't seen showers in months.

...I'm now actually curious how he managed to not stink all those years, but asking now will just cause another episode.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 0 replies · +5 points

Hey! I wasn't a typo!

...Also, I think I'm technically the good twin.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 3 replies · +6 points

Tried that once. Then tried it again with a digital world. There were issues with the test subjects. Also, I'm not letting him anywhere near one of our facilities.

Besides, his problem is more about leaving Umbrella. I literally can't think of any place that would fit him anymore... or has the extensive legal expertise to handle the aftermath of his boredom.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 5 replies · +7 points

Great... Do you know how long it took for me to calm him down? God... I actually feel something resembling pity for him. Not enough to hire him (our lawyers aren't that good), but wow...

I mean, it's equally a bit of frustration, since this little spiral of depression ends with him passed out, ruining my nice furniture as he festers there after consuming ungodly amounts of booze.

Seriously, is there any other Halolzer out there who can house this depressed former zombie maker? It's only been a day, but I can't take it much longer.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 1 reply · +8 points

I. Will. Make. No. Promises.

Please... continue... with... your story...

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 3 replies · +8 points

Oh good, so you didn't spend your entire 401K on hideously expensive alcohol.
I was worried for a second there.

You didn't, right?

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Poker Night at... · 5 replies · +7 points

How did you manage to afford that stuff anyhow? Aren't you kinda stretched on funds right now? Why on earth would you think to buy that sort of drink when you're going on the comment section begging for work? It's as though...

...you've got money problems because you spent so much on that booze. Oh for fu- Ace!

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