ThatsWacc

ThatsWacc

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70 comments posted · 2 followers · following 0

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 2.13.15 · 2 replies · +7 points

"“What does a doctor pull out of a person?” “A gerbil!” she replied."

I don't know, I usually don't require a doctor to get it out...

- Jeff G.

9 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Call The (Shake Shack)... · 0 replies · +1 points

48.23

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 09.30.14 · 0 replies · +37 points

"It's been confusing, frantic, and sad."

This sounds like my sex life.

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 09.23.14 · 0 replies · +35 points

"hanging out in the Playboy Mansion in L.A. and looking after tons of rappers and footballers."

I bet she really "looked" after them

- Guy who isn't fooled.

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Angelo Mozilo Has No I... · 0 replies · +36 points

Can any of you guys tell me if coordinating the colour of my skin with my bow tie and cuff links is too aggressive for an analyst?

- Guy who has been getting some weird looks today

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Dealbreaker Chef de Cu... · 0 replies · +41 points

"During my excruciating tryout for Dealbreaker’s Chef de cuisine job, a 7-week ordeal that incorporated the toughest elements of Top Chef, Chopped and Cutthroat Kitchen"

I will assume that this is also the interview process that Shazar was put through, as it is quite clear that no one judged his ability to write intelligent blog posts.

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 08.21.14 · 3 replies · +39 points

Honest question:

What are you guys doing all morning to require an extra two hours past the opening bell to round up 8 articles from the internet?

- Guy who will only take negotiating a competitive comp package to bring Matt back as an acceptable answer

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - German Firm Does For E... · 1 reply · +46 points

Any word on whether the DB IT Hamster will come up with a similar tool for this site that just deletes Shazar's post as he attempts to put them up?

- Guy who could use the emotional relief

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 08.14.14 · 5 replies · +64 points

Yeah lady, I'm sure your son was real "disturbed" by the picture.

- Former 14 year old who isn't buying it

10 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Bloomberg POSH Listing... · 0 replies · +27 points

I was really sad when I saw this ad expired on the 11th. Anyone else have something similar in a men's ten?

- J. Mack