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13 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Dr. Drew: When ObamaCa... · 1 reply · +10 points

When someone in Hollywood says he is a "Libertarian" that means he is a Republican but is not big enough to be immune from blacklisting.

13 years ago @ Big Peace - Who is Killing Iran's ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Don't know who but if I ever find out I'll send them a gift card from the Carnegie Deli.

13 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Boehner, Cantor to Smi... · 1 reply · +18 points

The Smithsonian used to be nicknamed "America's Attic." It seems that attic is now in the Bates Motel house.

13 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gaga urges repeal of U... · 7 replies · +1 points

If the United States ever brings back the draft those who advocate having homosexuals in the military will instantly change their minds and start claiming to be homosexuals to avoid serving.

13 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fox News: Comedy Legen... · 0 replies · +1 points

The very last scene in the last movie he made.

Josh: Oh, grandpa fell asleep again.
Timm: No, he's dead.

13 years ago @ Big Peace - Who is Killing Iran's ... · 2 replies · +5 points

Don't mess with the Zohan.

13 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Actor Leslie Nielsen D... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

13 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fox News: Comedy Legen... · 0 replies · +3 points

I can imagine him opening the Pearly Gates and saying, "Good luck, God. We're all counting on you."

13 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fox News: Comedy Legen... · 1 reply · +5 points

The movie was a good faith effort but all the downer scenes took the edge off the comedy. The George Washington scene made me all verklempt and it was hard to laugh through the rest of the film.

13 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Fox News: Comedy Legen... · 2 replies · +8 points

I will always think of him whenever I see a nice beaver.

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