SigDeFlyinMonky

SigDeFlyinMonky

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 1 reply · +4 points

The answer to the perennial question, Ginger or Mary Ann?
Mrs. Howell. ( See advice from one B. Franklin.)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +3 points

An adaptation of the Pogues' "Turkish Song of the Damned."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 0 replies · +13 points

We lived our little drama
We kissed in a field of white
And frogs fell on Alabama last night

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Let's Just Count All T... · 0 replies · +3 points

Borstal Boy, also too.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama To Ask Republica... · 0 replies · +5 points

I could see the world's a better place
If I could see at all.
I hear my german Shepard coming down the hall.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Smashes Marria... · 0 replies · +7 points

I think in Alabama they whelp rather than spawn.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox's John Stossel Wil... · 0 replies · +5 points

Spontaneous order my ass. Spontanoeous generation of talking point pundits maybe. I think the theory is to seal in a box the sweaty undergarments of an oligarch with a pint of wheat and a month later the box is full of the likes of Stossel ready to pupate and get in front of a camera.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sad Ted Cruz Wonders W... · 0 replies · +13 points

I'm trending towards this simple statement: The worst terrorist attack on american soil happened when we had a republican in the White House. I don't want to take that chance again. As for the current lying points, don't tell me how much you want to help the poor and middle class, tell me some policies.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Republ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Prayer &c. go to father Paolo Dell Oglio; we still have hopes for his safety. A man of God with compassion for the Syrian people and the courage of his convictions. He is the best example of what Jesuits can be. Pax Christi....

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Hero Sen. To... · 0 replies · +13 points

He "fought for our freedoms" so he can deny due process to those in Guantanamo and he "waves the bloody shirt" to terrorize his constituents. Now tell me, do these people have common cause with terrorists?