ShinesparkZero

ShinesparkZero

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519 weeks ago @ Halolz - Street Fighter IV Zomb... · 0 replies · +1 points

519 weeks ago @ Halolz - Street Fighter IV Zomb... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well duh, no problem can't be made worse with fire...

536 weeks ago @ Halolz - HAHAHA! GOOD TIMES! · 2 replies · +9 points

I am heavy weapons guy... and this... is my cheese. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and is made with two hundred dollar hand-filled bottles of cream cultured in ten thousands vats per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to finely age my cheese... for twelve seconds.

536 weeks ago @ Halolz - Curious Link is Curious · 3 replies · +11 points

Damn, look at Link's left arm...

"My only regret is that I have Bonitis."

536 weeks ago @ Halolz - CSI: Pallet Town · 1 reply · +7 points

Gotta love the "Submissions you might like" bar... http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/22/mary-died-of-dys...

Is the website suggesting the best course of action now is to eat the poliwhirl corpse?

539 weeks ago @ Halolz - CHAINSAWS TAPED TO A K... · 0 replies · +5 points

Well, I did hear a rumor a while back that they're working on making peelable peanut butter, you know, it would come in a little plastic wrap kind of like individually wrapped slices of american cheese.

540 weeks ago @ Halolz - The witness could not ... · 3 replies · +13 points

I'm confused, it looks like you're either talking to yourself, or whoever you were replying to deleted his comment, essentially performing the Halolz equivalient of Ragequitting.

540 weeks ago @ Halolz - The witness could not ... · 2 replies · +12 points

So, if they make a film based on MGS4, it'll be called, Metal Gear: The Movie: The Game: The Movie?

540 weeks ago @ Halolz - Team Fortress 2 - The ... · 15 replies · +4 points

Awesome! Engineer's getting a scoped shotgun! At least, that's what I think it is...

540 weeks ago @ Halolz - TURRETS SYNDROME · 10 replies · +18 points

Scout's got a severe case of ADHD, Soldier's quite obviously got PTSD, Pyro's... a pyromaniac, Demoman is a raging alcoholic, Heavy has several imaginary friends, the Medic is a sociopath with a medical license, the Sniper's a crazed gunman, and the Spy likes to pretend he's other people. Now the Engineer's got Turrets; this team is putting the "Fun" in "Dysfunctional".